georgetakei:

Wishing he’d “nipped” that idea in the bud.

georgetakei:

Wishing he’d “nipped” that idea in the bud.

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]
Dean: Guys, I need to apologize for my behavior today. When I switched bodies with Jeffrey
Jeff: NOPE
Dean: I thought it knew what it would be like to have Jeffrey inside of me Jeff: That did not happen.
Dean: But as it turns out, having Jeffrey inside of me...
Jeff: NOPE, again.
Dean: ...only brought out the worst in me. Which is to say, having Jeffrey inside of me
Jeff: NO ONE WAS INSIDE OF ANYONE.
Dean: ...was wrong... To have Jeffrey inside of me.
Jeff: SHUT UP.
Dean: So I'm sorry.

(Source: fendifag, via emm-undone)

lovelyandbrown:

POW!
theofficenbc:

We love this fan art created by heatherlovesdesign! 

theofficenbc:

We love this fan art created by heatherlovesdesign

this is my life right now…. the LSAT is the worst thing in the entire world. why does my whole future depend on one silly standardized test. 

(Source: ekline, via lipsredasroses)

What happened over the weekend? At 8:34 on Friday night, Kanye West tweeted. He said he’d be premiering a song in a half hour and we’d have to do what he said to hear it – we’d have to go to a particular address and stand outside with other people and watch a video projected onto the side of a building. Of course, the first video of the video was up within minutes, so most people didn’t have to do any such thing. “New Slaves” spread, the texting and Vineing and opining ran rampant. A few hours later even Michael Moore was Rap Genius-ing the song. The next night Kanye was the musical guest on the season finale of ‘Saturday Night Live,’ where he premiered another new song, “Black Skinhead,” performed “New Slaves” for the first time and stood alone while the cast hugged around him and the credits rolled.

He came for us on wavelengths old-fashioned and new, inserting into our conversations two songs that are stacks of questions without answers. Received as part of Kanye’s 15-year career, they make sense – from the composition that is both heavy-handed and deft to the singsong retort of his flow and the lyrics that combine insecurity with callous certainty, that decry consumerism while refusing to give it up, that drag internal conversations in front of a mass-market, hair-trigger, blinkered audience. “New Slaves” is the “c’mon, c’mon” in the “All Falls Down” hook 10 years and millions of dollars later. He’s got more on the line now — a decade of living has made him less inclined to sugarcoat.

(Source: shebzzz, via kierraaaaaaaa)